Iguana Lunch

While on a fun-filled trip in the caribbean, a wild iguana mistakes my finger for a french fry, and bites it clean off! Luckily, iguana saliva is special. But I must wait weeks and weeks for the finger to grow back and when it does, it looks different...

A potted plant reaches out and swats me, knocking loose one of my back teeth. The tooth falls through the deck and dives deep into the ground. The dentist's instructions on retrieving the tooth include pouring syrup and gum drops on the dirt to lure the tooth out...